First impressions

I started reading this novel and I thought that it was a regular journal of a man who was not too full of himself writing about he weird he is. I was wrong. This man is the strangest man ever. I honestly have to read these paragraphs twice because I feel like what I read was wrong. At the beginning he said he was a spiteful man, then he said haha just kidding I am not kidding, then he was like ahah I said that out of spite. SO ARE YOU SPITEFUL OR ARE YOU NOT?!?! He also is so weird because he says things like, “I was going to cross that out but I did not”. Like, COOL, I really do not care if you were going to cut it out. UGH just stop. But I am really interested in reading this so I cannot wait to read more.